My Last Evening With Brad

It all started out so innocently. Brad woke up and decided he was over due to dye his hair. He had been sporting his blue do for quite some time and it was time for a change. So he decided to dye it a bright orange, and it looked quite good. The maid the next morning said so in passing. The day passed uneventfully. The night however was full of event! Sometime around 2 am a would be theif decided to try and steal Brad's car. The car is a piece of shit, so I don't know why the theif would try it. I also don't know why Brad would have gotten an alarm for his car, but it's a good thing he did. When the theif tried to open the door, the alarm sounded. Nonpulsed, the thief sneakily snuck around the front of the house, just as a cop car pulled up. There was a tussle! But in the end, justice prevailed! Brad got $500 for helping to catch a dangerous criminal, in his sleep! The next day passed, and the following evening, I was invited over for dinner, and Brad was very friendl...