My Last Evening With Brad

It all started out so innocently. Brad woke up and decided he was over due to dye his hair. He had been sporting his blue do for quite some time and it was time for a change.

So he decided to dye it a bright orange, and it looked quite good. The maid the next morning said so in passing.

The day passed uneventfully. The night however was full of event! Sometime around 2 am a would be theif decided to try and steal Brad's car. The car is a piece of shit, so I don't know why the theif would try it. I also don't know why Brad would have gotten an alarm for his car, but it's a good thing he did. When the theif tried to open the door, the alarm sounded. Nonpulsed, the thief sneakily snuck around the front of the house, just as a cop car pulled up. There was a tussle!


But in the end, justice prevailed!



Brad got $500 for helping to catch a dangerous criminal, in his sleep! The next day passed, and the following evening, I was invited over for dinner, and Brad was very friendly when I arrived!



We had salad. It was good. The phone rang, but Brad hung up. Then Brad spent the rest of the night alternating between admiring me, tickling me and telling me jokes. Good times! The following day, Brad had a day off from being a sous chef. He decided to go get the mail. In the box he found a bill of such staggering proportions that he decided to never move again!


Yes that's right! Brad is forever stuck in that position in front of his house no matter what I do. Time passes, people walk by, and I can click on everything, but he just stays there, looking up in the sky like the Rapture is upon him. I think I can use a cheat code to unstick him, but I have yet to test that out. If it doesn't work, there will forever be a Brad statue next door to me.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I laughed my ASS off!

That's great, and I hope the cheat code doesn't unstick the Brad statue!

BTW, good jorb making it LOOK like me, that's a little eerie!

~B.
28 December, 2006 08:54
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